Sp@mmers

Who are these people? Do you know someone who is a professional spammer? Yeah, it would be convenient to believe that spam is automated, but deep down inside we want to believe that there is a guy sitting behind his desk intently typing out the exact sum that has been transferred to your bank account.

Do these people go through job interviews? What do you think the "career objective" section would say? Make a career out of asking people to refill their cartridges.

And do these organisations have a hierarchy? I mean, do the really good ones get to work the bank frauds? And perhaps the trainee spammers are the ones who are given the Viagra selling section, not to forget telling people that their erections are not big enough. That would at least explain the spelling, or the lack thereof.

And do these people have sales targets to achieve? Are they part of the Union? Do they go out to the bar and down a couple drinks with other spammers at the end of a hard days' spam?

Who are they? Where do they live?? Isn't it time you refilled your cartridge???