Beretta Clown

Saturday, February 24, 2007

My Life Is Falling To Pieces...

Actually, it isn't. But Mike Patton's is. So what's up?

The World Cup's not too far away. My intuition, for some very odd reason, says Sri Lanka. But Australia will probably motherfluff everyone anyway. India? Hmmm...I'd be happy if we reach the Semis and Chappell gets to keep his job. I still have faith in him, so screw j00!

And yours truly plans to lose his head literally on the 17th of March. Eddie's gonna be there too!

I got contacts, and it sux0rz.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007


That's right! I don't blog that often anymore. And you know what? I don't care! If you get to see one of these here fellers, consider yourself closer to nirvana than your nearest CD store!

(Bad one)

I'm just gonna sit here in front of my comp, listen to Zappa and show you the binary finger: 1001110111001111010 (The last few 0's and 1's are the exclamation mark)

Monday, January 15, 2007

An apology of a post

Yeah. I know I'm not an everyday blogger. My life isn't that interesting that I have stuff to say every single day. And share with the millions that read this blog. So I decided to write this bit instead.

So, I watched Episode IV and V of Star Wars over the last couple of weeks. Noticed the apparent lack of research when it came to naming the advanced technology that those people had then. Power Converters? Stabilisers? Motivators? "We would probably hit thar great shield. Yeah...that's it. It's an energy shield." Someone had a brain fart there eh? And who killed fashion in the future? Were there no alternative employment opportunities? What happened to advertising flunkies like me? What happened to movies, actors and the like. But most importantly, what happened to the progeny of Britney and K-Fed? Questions the force cannot own up to.

Ok, I'll shut up lest the force smote me.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The "first post of the year" post

By the way, I still don't know what the rule on headline grammar is. Do I need a full-stop/period? Is it mixed case?
Things that have changed since the last post:
1. The year (didn't see that coming, did you).
2. My connection speed -- apparently I get a free "upgrade" to 2 MPBS thanks to BSNL's generosity. Unfortunately, my speed has only gone down since this so-called "upgrade".
3. Our team won yet another cricket match -- I did even less this time around.

That's about it. Can't think of any more.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Wicketkeeping sux0rz!~

Being cursed with a bum knee for the past couple of years, I thought I standing still behind the stumps would be something the knee would fancy. Sure I knew I'd have sore thighs, but at least I wouldn't be limping around for New Year's again. So I did. (All this was before a Cricket match). Fast-forward a day later -- my knee's fine. But my butt and my thighs are dead. They don't move anymore. Not that I require my butt to move, but I can't sit on it either.

I was practically huffing and puffing at the end of 5 overs. And those damn heavy pads I had to wear. Sometimes I wish I'd just fielded in the slips or something. And to top it off, I tanned like a mofo.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Need to change

1. This template
2. My Kinetic
3. My blogging habits
4. My spectacles
5. My underwear

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Orkut sux0rz!!~ - Reloaded

This new Google Talk thingie they have on thar. I've got Google Talk, but still when I click (like an absolute frickin' n00b) "chat" it asks me to download Gtalk. But I think "I already have GT, much like millions others. Surely there's an option where it says 'already have GT do you? then click here!' ". They don't