I'll telepathically transfer $5 to a non-exsitent bank account if you guess what the headline is implying.
I'm combing my hair once again now.
Kurt Angle, TNA...wow. So was he lying all this time about taking time off, the business taking its toll etc? Guess we'll never know...at least for a while. How desperate must he have been to conjure up such a thing and then not month later sign up with "the future". Oh, and who's gonna "kill" who you figure -- Angle or Samoa Joe?
Apologies. Apparently, The Miz's catchphrase is not "who rock" as I so embarrassingly declared it to be. As I've since come to find out, it is indeed "hoo-rah".
Boo.
On a related note,Vince Russo is back in TNA. If his on-screen role will try and break kayfabe again, I will do something...really bad. He is supposed to head the TNA booking team.
Boo.
My conservative relatives tell me that a moustache makes a man. I have a goatee. And there was this one particular incident where I was waiting for my comp at a net cafe, this gentleman sitting next to me, after staring at me (or my face) for a while, leant forward and asked me "are you a muslim?"
Doofuses.
Hair above the upper lip=man.
Hair below lower lip=of Islamic faith.
Doofuses.
Back after over week I am. And this is what've I've experienced over the past one week.
1. "Jillunu (sic) Oru Kaadhal" is a futile attempt at a Tamil chick flick. Too many loose ends left untied. How does Gautham come to fall in love Kundavi in the first place (and vice versa)? And what's with Bhoomika's character's (yeah, I forgot her name so sue me!) sudden change of outlook to life -- or at least that's what they portray. Sure the kid's cute, but that's not enough.
1(a). Product placement sucks. Every bike is a TVS. Everyone drinks Pepsi. And so on.
1(b). Define "Extreme Power" that a car would need. (This scene is hilarious, especially for engineers and those into cars and automobiles in general)
1(c). Santhanam is the only saving grace. "Nair kadai Masal Vadai thinnen, paruppu vegave illai". Vadivelu has always been overrated, in my opinion -- case in point, this movie.
2. "Vettaiyadu Vilayadu" -- for a Tamil movie -- is kick ass. Watch the master's movie, instead of the aforementioned apprentice movie. If this movie were anymore kick ass, the audience would literally have their asses in their mouths as a result of the ass kicking...or something like that. The comparisons to "Kakka Kakka" are inevitable, and there are many obvious references to this milestone Tamil movie, but fluff them, and fluff comparisons to Hollywood movies. Take this movie for what it is and it will r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz.
3. I can't stand pseudo-frenchies who live in Pondicherry.
4. I'd rather buy pr0n.
A phrase I often hear at restaurants. I'm sure this subject has been touched upon, nay, raped before. But indulge me. I feel ranty.
Stupid Guy: What's the 'Hawaiian Salad'?
Waiter: It's chicken, pineapple and other...salady stuff.
Stupid Guy: Oh! Is it good?
What's good here?
Can you please bring the food, like, fast?
If Google existed in the mid-90s, or if Seinfeld was still running, do you think Seinfeld would have googled answers to his pseudo-philosophical questions? So, in effect, negating the whole concept of the show.
"What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
Oh... that! I didn't know that."
I don't get them. Why are they so tall? Some are puffy at the top, some aren't. Is there a significance? Do they feel the need to be taller than the rest? And they look a bit unbalanced. What if they fell...maybe they're designed to fall and therefore have the chefs mind their heads all the time. Or maybe it's for them to get a false sense of height and strength, ergo, keep them in check. "Yes, you've reached the pinnacle, now wear this hat so your head doesn't grow".
So I tried typing in two, three new posts and abandoned them mid-way. 'Cause they all sukkeded!
So read this instead!
Vettaiyadu Vilayadu is good movie. Watch it.
Biscuits are nice.
So are Jennifer Aniston's b00bies.
