I don't get them. Why are they so tall? Some are puffy at the top, some aren't. Is there a significance? Do they feel the need to be taller than the rest? And they look a bit unbalanced. What if they fell...maybe they're designed to fall and therefore have the chefs mind their heads all the time. Or maybe it's for them to get a false sense of height and strength, ergo, keep them in check. "Yes, you've reached the pinnacle, now wear this hat so your head doesn't grow".
Who are these people? Do you know someone who is a professional spammer? Yeah, it would be convenient to believe that spam is automated, but deep down inside we want to believe that there is a guy sitting behind his desk intently typing out the exact sum that has been transferred to your bank account.
Do these people go through job interviews? What do you think the "career objective" section would say? Make a career out of asking people to refill their cartridges.
And do these organisations have a hierarchy? I mean, do the really good ones get to work the bank frauds? And perhaps the trainee spammers are the ones who are given the Viagra selling section, not to forget telling people that their erections are not big enough. That would at least explain the spelling, or the lack thereof.
And do these people have sales targets to achieve? Are they part of the Union? Do they go out to the bar and down a couple drinks with other spammers at the end of a hard days' spam?
Who are they? Where do they live?? Isn't it time you refilled your cartridge???
Really. This is like (bad) Reality TV meets boring strippers meets sex-starved couch potato. It is so bad that Youtube does not have viewable clips for me to share with you. To top all that we have the imbecilic twit of a host "Miz" with and his insipid "who rock?" catchphrase. Which brings me to the answer to his question. Actually, Miz, I do not know who rocks. But I sure do know who doesn't.
All these stupid dumb blondes (pardon the generalisation) do is strut their stupid stripper stuff -- badly at that -- and "wohoo" a couple of times and get cheap pops from the audience, who by the way, are either half asleep or have lost half their brain cells during this segment. The rest of said cells die once "Miztake" goes to his catchphrase...
Now excuse me, I left some porn in the microwave.
