SET Max sux0rz

Stupid SET Max with its stupid SET Max coverage of the ICC Champions Trophy! Not only do I have to watch the dumbest pre-show in history, I have to do so with a running nose and sore throat. Mandira Bedi is slutty as ever, the other TV doofus is irritating as hell and Charu Sharma was always a waste of picture tube space. Navjot Singh Siddhu's charm has run out, and whatever dark force convinced Ian Chappell (one of my favourites) that this was a good idea must have been the left hand of God!

To top it all off, we have the dumbass Tarot Card reader lady -- Mandira pulls out 5 cards with to predict the result. What does the future hold??? *Cue suspense music*

Tarot Lady: Virender Sehwag will do very well!
Mandira: Woohoo!
Tarot Lady: Oh wait! Tendulkar will do better!
Mandira: Woooohooo!!
Tarot Lady: But England will be faster...much faster. I think England has a slight edge.
Other Guy: Goooo India!!

Wrong, idiot. Well, yeah Tendulkar did do better, technically. I hope the whole set (pardon the pun) catches fire and dies.