Facial hair

My conservative relatives tell me that a moustache makes a man. I have a goatee. And there was this one particular incident where I was waiting for my comp at a net cafe, this gentleman sitting next to me, after staring at me (or my face) for a while, leant forward and asked me "are you a muslim?"

Doofuses.

Hair above the upper lip=man.
Hair below lower lip=of Islamic faith.

Doofuses.