You will leave in -1 seconds...

I was just checking the stats for this here blog. The average time an outside visitor stays in this here blog is: 0. So by the time you read this, you're already at your next blog. Which is a paradox(?) because you won't really read it because you left. But you are reading this, then you haven't left but you're a 0 (or were one) nonetheless.

Gravy.

Bring on the "marketing" tools I say!