Blog entry for the day: I'm stuck already

One one hand, I'm trying to be all systematic and diligent and make one entry a day. On the other hand, I have my phallus. Seriously though, on the other hand, I thought "if I'm not interesting enough, people won't read s*it!"

So, here I am, naked already without that idea of mine. Sure is breezy today. That phallus is getting smaller and smaller. So I tell myself "man, you're hardly into your third post EVER and here you are... nekked!" I need to spend some time with some crazy people. Um... ok... not "crazy". Maybe verbally challenged... ah fook it! I need some retards to make me look smart. But not like Rainman retard - that's just counter-productive. I don't need some guy telling me "82, 82, 82... 246 words in your post". I have enough IIT-caliber cousins to make me look stupid.

All of us have one cousin, that one guy (or girl) who speaks Mathematics. Whose myopia is suprisingly far worse than yours. Who willingly wears large, chequered clothing. The one who "likes Tendulkar and Ganglee (sic)". He who knows all the authors of all the reference books and guides that you have lying around. The one that embarrasses you by asking you "which tuition you go to" and gives tips on how to crack the TNPCMIFNS exams. Hey don't get me wrong. I'm not claiming to be "cool" because I don't study, I just feel a little uncomfortable when I see someone who enjoys "getting marks".

Anyway, I just thought I'd at least ramble and take your attention off this apparent lack of creative writing this blog is suffering from.

Yeah, you just wasted two more minutes.